Well, apparently since the International Development Agency was such a colossal failure at the hands of Archbishop Dale Howard, it was time to re-tool the old thing into: CEC MISSIONS!  (On a side note, if the IDA was so mismanaged and such a tangle, why not an audit?  Hmmm… methinks it could point to an even greater sickness at the top where money is just spent willy nilly without any accounting.)

“But, ++Howard was deposed so that solved everything, right?”  WRONG.

We’re back to the same old game but with many more players now with even fancier titles!  Look with me, won’t you?

The Bishops are all now “The Most Reverend” because that title just isn’t for Archbishops anymore cats and kittens.  We’ll leave that “Right Reverend” crap for abbots.

But, when you’re a CEC Bishop associated with CEC Missions, you travel in style, my friends.  You are knighted or something into a … PATRIARCHAL LEGATE!  What the hell is that all about? 

I think that ex-Archbishop Sly was behind this little project.  He was always good at handing out titles even though they weren’t worth a damn anywhere else.  Because, really friends, why pay a Priest to do full time work when you can call him “Canon” and he’ll do the work for free?

But, here’s the list of PATRIARCHAL LEGATES and the regions they will be covering somehow:

Acting Coordinator of the Supervising Bishops:  John Holloway
I’m sure that will need some re-examining in light of the very serious stroke he suffered a few weeks back. 

Asia:  Tom Hines
Perfect choice.  The Primate of the CEC in Southeast Asia has a proven track record of success.  You might not like his style, but he does have results to show for his life’s work. 

Brazil: Paulo Garcia
A decent choice.  Not sure why he was made a Bishop in the first place.  Now Archbishop Garcia, but when he was Dean of the Anglican Cathedral in Brazil, he was crying about all the persecution he was suffering at the hands of his Bishop, Robinson Cavalcanti.  Huh?  If anyone in the CEC bothered to check his story, they’d find that +Cavalcanti was deposed for being too orthodox.  Not exactly the liberal loony that ++Garcia claimed he was.  ++Garcia is growing his cathedral and planting churches in Brazil.  +Cavalcanti has been granted a spiritual home in the Anglican Province of the Southern Cone under Archbishop Greg Venables.

Africa: Chuck Jones
Probably not a bad choice.  He’s actually been to Africa a few times.  Not unlike ++Adler who has just apparently awakened to the fact that he has like quite a few churches there.  He didn’t seem all that interested in visiting the continent that was showing forth the greatest amount of growth there for a while.  He sent guys like +Weeks (now with the CCR) ++Jones and +Davidson down to Africa to keep the guys happy there.  Judging from some updates to the international website for the CEC, ++Adler is getting with the program and acting like a Patriarch.  That pallium has got to be worth something besides just hanging out at St. Michael’s going on and on about why this is the most fabulous church in the world and blah, blah, blah…

UK & Canada: Craig Bates
This guy needs to be an Archbishop already.  A solid theologian, a trained psychologist, one of the best preachers in the CEC and clearly a good pastor.  Plus, we’re seeing growth in his diocese and even some building purchases happening in some of his churches.  It’s more that can be said for the CEC in other parts of the country that seems to be on some kind of poverty program.  I have rough words to say about the CEC at times (sour grapes, who knows) but the Lord is blessing Craig Bates and the work at his hands and I don’t think that anyone can dispute that.

Europe: TBD
I don’t know this Bishop but I hope he’s good.  Europe needs some help.  Why not +Elmer Belmonte?  He’s actually in Europe.  And, he’s not a white guy like everyone else in charge.  (The Patriarch’s Council until recently consisted of the “cool kids club”.  I think they finally let ++Garcia and an African bishop on the council.)  It might actually be an effective strategy that the CEC might want to look into.  Wait a second, that would actually mean a real strategy would be necessary and who are we kidding anyway?  Perhaps I’ll stop when an actual headquarters building is purchased, health care coverage is available for churches that need it and a pension plan is in place.  I mean, come on, this movement is 15 years old already.  Baby steps… 

Middle East: Mike Davidson
This plan might have some traction.  +Davidson only has a handful of churches left these days.  He’s closed yet another church in Wisconsin (Church of the Blessed Sacrament in Darien, WI).  Good thing he has a full time job at his cathedral parish, and a cluster of churches in his midwest province.  (So, that’s his cathedral, a house church in Wichita, a house church in Columbia, MO and Bread of Life in Wisconsin.)  The churches that didn’t run off from the CEC in Virginia and Maryland as soon as they found out they would be getting him after Sly aren’t megachurches or anything.  The chances of him effectively opening any new churches in his massive province are somewhere between slim and none given his track record.  So, by all means, +Davidson will probably have time on his hands to squander his massive area of the Middle East, too.  Plus his “lock and load” schtick might actually work there.  They’ve been “locking and loading” on each other for centuries in the Middle East so enjoy your PATRIARCHAL LEGATE … he gets you

Mexico/Central America: John Holloway
Again, this will likely need re-examining.  He has a long road ahead of him for recovery.  Likely +Gene Lilly who has been giving all the updates on +Holloway’s recovery might take over for him.  David Epps might be another replacement.  He has like a million ordained clergy serving at his church  –  it appears like a shadow cathedral on his website maybe it’s just me that gets that impression.  He was also such a good bulldog for the CEC when all the mess exploded before everyone’s very eyes on the Ancient-Future forum.  He kept pontificating on his silly little local newspaper column about people who talk on the blogs that shouldn’t be entitled to their opinions and likening them to terrorists.  Perhaps he’ll be rewarded with a miter.

Well, there you have it.  My take on the CEC Missions sham setup.  Visit the website here and be dazzled by the pictures of purple shirts, fancy titles and the lack of progress.